tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post7959536219156475172..comments2024-01-30T05:22:06.674-08:00Comments on A Majority of Two: The Substitute TeacherJohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03382221688268676914noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-86988278514465457482009-11-21T10:36:35.071-08:002009-11-21T10:36:35.071-08:00Hello, everyone, and thank you for your wonderful ...Hello, everyone, and thank you for your wonderful comments. I managed to hurt my shoulder, and have not been able to use my computer, so I have been missing in action. I will be over to visit you all today.<br /><br />Cheers, my bloggy friends!<br /><br />JoJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382221688268676914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-43956525301690098062009-11-20T05:15:34.432-08:002009-11-20T05:15:34.432-08:00Poor Mr. Smith.
Reminds of of my days at Ryerson U...Poor Mr. Smith.<br />Reminds of of my days at Ryerson U, but it was more comic than tragic.<br /><br />Our prof, relishing a day or two without having to lecture, would introduce some old umemployed friend from Brown University, or somewhere to sub while himself not feeling up to par.<br />The substitute also carried a flask, and his lectures had a bawdy tone.<br /><br />After discussing the very naughty Miller's tale, he soon warmed up to some medieval tales of his own about the Dirty Vicar.<br /><br />Example from the Dirty Vicar:<br /><br />"Into the bushes."<br />"But I'm only thirteen."<br />"Im not superstitious. Get into the bushes."<br />"But I'll scream."<br />"How loud can your scream?"<br />"eek."<br />Into the bushes."<br />"But I'm in the family way."<br />"You're in everybody's way. Get into the bushes."<br />"But I'll tell the vicar."<br />I <em>am</em> the vicar. Into the bushes!"<br /><br />We would break up, almost thanking the lush for not forcing us to cite examples of irony out of Jane Austen. the guy was an entertainer.<br /><br />When the regular prof came back we insistted that he'd bring the lush again.<br />"Hell of a teacher." Ha.ivanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05662075375182633162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-73487740315357758362009-11-20T02:39:27.070-08:002009-11-20T02:39:27.070-08:00Substitute teachers...they have a special place in...Substitute teachers...they have a special place in the memory of all students, and hopefully they were not scarred too badly by their experiences. It does help a little to know they too at one time probably tortured a substitute teacher!KathyB.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13076933273610590290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-26101729469692251692009-11-19T13:22:40.211-08:002009-11-19T13:22:40.211-08:00This had me laughing along. This sure is the same ...This had me laughing along. This sure is the same as we were!Meggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13074676856646898900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-53505716785032191062009-11-19T12:16:48.620-08:002009-11-19T12:16:48.620-08:00Strange. I knew a man called Mr. Smith once. Yes,...Strange. I knew a man called Mr. Smith once. Yes, I really did. I don't suppose it was the same Mr. Smith as yours Jo. In fact, I think your Mr. Smith was really Mr. Gray, or Grey.<br /><br />Nice little story. Changing Places, maybe that film was made by an ex-pupil?PhilipHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06811831703263176415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-86547855648961718762009-11-19T05:59:37.215-08:002009-11-19T05:59:37.215-08:00Jo
thanks for your always original writtings! how ...Jo<br />thanks for your always original writtings! how do you do it...as often as you do?!? I'm always so impressed...<br />loved the sensitive man!?!?<br /><br />and thanks for pursuing me and fixing my 'comments'allisondegeorgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10564738313385720926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-39088166522442125902009-11-19T04:32:11.111-08:002009-11-19T04:32:11.111-08:00Working as a sub nowadays is an eyeopener on what ...Working as a sub nowadays is an eyeopener on what is going on with the youth of today....Actually you get good classes and they ones where they switch seats!<br /><br />I just go along, they'll slip up. Then I tell them that if the one in their seat gets in trouble, it's their name that goes on the teachers report....!!susiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08562212895434853804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-79960546394417598762009-11-18T18:37:51.678-08:002009-11-18T18:37:51.678-08:00Cloudia, you just found out about Jo's blog? W...Cloudia, you just found out about Jo's blog? Well, it's about time.<br /><br />And Jo, I know exactly what you mean!Country Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14432335393660130255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-48814037636046259112009-11-18T16:46:47.512-08:002009-11-18T16:46:47.512-08:00Yes, indeed it brings much change for lessons. Tha...Yes, indeed it brings much change for lessons. That's why I try to provide once in a while a total change to the subject, talking about the fact that German people have to pay tax for their dogs, their church and even for their rain, talking about rainbows or why the sky is blue and cheese has holes, brings both for them and me a welcomed 'vacation' of the usual.<br />A wonderful Thursday for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-51415040049681508712009-11-18T12:56:11.574-08:002009-11-18T12:56:11.574-08:00Do you bring back memories with this post! I remem...Do you bring back memories with this post! I remember been none to nice to a few subs in my time. And I was one of the good kids, one of the "A" kids as well.<br /><br />You just can't judge a book by the grades on it's report card can you?Aliciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18196096131750922174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-38864075860405996632009-11-18T12:11:24.996-08:002009-11-18T12:11:24.996-08:00Yes, some things never change. I still remember wi...Yes, some things never change. I still remember with guilty pleasure the childhood thrill of learning that there would be a substitute. Later, I worked as a high school substitute teacher and it was one of the roughest gigs I ever had. The kids were absolutely vicious and most of them were bigger than I. They barred no holds and it was an accomplishment if I just managed to keep the noise level down.<br /><br />I wonder if somewhere there is a special graveyard for all the Mr. Smiths of the academic world.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-80468352051325084052009-11-18T10:53:09.922-08:002009-11-18T10:53:09.922-08:00Oh yes, I remember those days. It was really nice ...Oh yes, I remember those days. It was really nice if you hadn't finished something that was due that day to hear those words - Substitute! Yay! (Whew)Nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178290697351352495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-87355067912252891292009-11-18T08:17:27.565-08:002009-11-18T08:17:27.565-08:00Awesome story. Subing is a thankless job.
When I...Awesome story. Subing is a thankless job. <br /><br />When I was in high school one of our regular substatues was an old lady who lived on our street and knew my parents pretty well. Everyone walked all over her. Said underhanded things. Changed their names. Left for the "bathroom" and never returned. But she always told my dad how much she loved teaching and being with kids.Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02610117543051640146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-45534582250240676842009-11-18T08:11:54.952-08:002009-11-18T08:11:54.952-08:00I was a sub for awhile and I found it easier to jo...I was a sub for awhile and I found it easier to join in the fun at the beginning and then enlist their help to get all the work out of the way to give us more free time. There were always a couple of wicked ones, though.Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-16470332822034365002009-11-18T07:36:15.331-08:002009-11-18T07:36:15.331-08:00Ha ha ha :) !!!Ha ha ha :) !!!Swethahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11399105855566223566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-41392934215878302432009-11-18T07:34:21.364-08:002009-11-18T07:34:21.364-08:00You know, I've never been a substitute teacher...You know, I've never been a substitute teacher. I've been a guest lecturer. Maybe that is about the same thing.Charles Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052592247572253641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-83999208018341096272009-11-18T06:26:59.095-08:002009-11-18T06:26:59.095-08:00In elementary school we were TERRIFIED of our subs...In elementary school we were TERRIFIED of our substitute teacher. She was a retired teacher who had taught there when my FATHER was a child - at least 400 years old. No one would have dared make a peep on her watch. Plus she told us a story at Halloween (something about a creepy hand & it's missing thumb) that kept me awake for years...<br /><br />When I was just finished with college & waiting to go to Zambia I substitute taught a couple of times. Boy that was terrifying! The first day the teacher had a dentist appointment so she was there when I arrived. She was bellowing at the students (3rd graders) & I thought "how terrible!" By the end of the day I was bellowing too. Good times.The Bughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07509037206264761261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-61602617297532309932009-11-18T04:48:18.364-08:002009-11-18T04:48:18.364-08:00The simple joy that is having a sub!The simple joy that is having a sub!Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00368978712434447398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-78966238514713300102009-11-18T02:56:13.822-08:002009-11-18T02:56:13.822-08:00this made me laugh out loud. the trick is to go in...this made me laugh out loud. the trick is to go in like Mary Poppins, deal with the kids themselves and let the curriculum fall where it may...Paulinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14555472024981357622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-79508485383931401382009-11-17T23:07:47.507-08:002009-11-17T23:07:47.507-08:00Changing seats? Man, that must really put a substi...Changing seats? Man, that must really put a substitute teacher into a whirl.Firefly the Travel Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03278794823093520621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-14874311671928397252009-11-17T22:47:00.010-08:002009-11-17T22:47:00.010-08:00I was put in charge of a class once. I had them u...I was put in charge of a class once. I had them under my tight control for the first ten minutes. Then one of the b****rs puts up his hand and asked to be excused to the toilet. I say yes and the next thing I know two thirds of the class puts up there hands, ask to be excused to the toilet and without waiting for an answer from me, they stampede out of the class and down the hall with shrieks of laughter. I was left facing a handful of students who were openly giggling at my expense. That was the one time they put me in charge of a class.Lone Grey Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16892067644551128013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-28480611991927065752009-11-17T21:34:57.503-08:002009-11-17T21:34:57.503-08:00Love this one! I have a much loved nephew learning...Love this one! I have a much loved nephew learning about being a substitute from the teacher's point of view!<br />LindaLinda S. Sochahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03281672541959206302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-59920642708709182009-11-17T21:07:39.364-08:002009-11-17T21:07:39.364-08:00You made me laugh!! You brought to mind a sub we ...You made me laugh!! You brought to mind a sub we had that used to get so upset he threw his eraser and chalk at us!! LOL!! Ah, Mr. Drysdale, poor soul. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face!<br />Caol D in TnCarolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785736349611018601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-18122771086285694472009-11-17T21:05:05.041-08:002009-11-17T21:05:05.041-08:00Oh... I just love kids, subs and Snow days!Oh... I just love kids, subs and Snow days!Jennifer Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15194865772198170276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1518800171649154035.post-49463328074533768342009-11-17T20:53:12.323-08:002009-11-17T20:53:12.323-08:00LOL!
I'm so glad I found this little oasis of...LOL!<br /><br />I'm so glad I found this little oasis of sanity called "A Majority of Two."<br /><br /><br />Aloha, Friend!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a>Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.com