A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how cute some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
LOL!
ReplyDeleteAloha ha ha, Friend
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Oh, my gosh! Up late and laughing in Maryland.
ReplyDeleteHa ha thats a good one! Not for poor kitty though.
ReplyDeleteI guess if I'd been in French immersion and a stutterer, I'd blurt, "T-t-t- The cat sank."
ReplyDeleteha ha ha :) Jo you are amazing!!
ReplyDeleteToo cute!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one Josie...thanks for the giggle
ReplyDeleteHilarious, cher! Thanks for a good laugh to start my day off with!
ReplyDeleteWe d-d-do n-n-not st-st-stutter!! :-(
ReplyDeleteROFLLLLLLLLLLLL omg jo! LOLOL.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!
ReplyDeletePoor kitty! Some times i think pets are like us. I had a cat that loved to watch TV!
ReplyDeleteOh no! lol...poor kitty.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!! FUNEEEEE!!!!! :-D
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