Thursday, November 26, 2009

The Stuttering Cat...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how cute some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

15 comments:

Cloudia said...

LOL!




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Country Girl said...

Oh, my gosh! Up late and laughing in Maryland.

momcat said...

Ha ha thats a good one! Not for poor kitty though.

the walking man said...

Awww shit that rottweiler of a joke ate me right up!

ivan said...

I guess if I'd been in French immersion and a stutterer, I'd blurt, "T-t-t- The cat sank."

Inty swetha said...

ha ha ha :) Jo you are amazing!!

Kathy's Klothesline said...

Too cute!

Smalltown RN said...

That's a good one Josie...thanks for the giggle

Marguerite said...

Hilarious, cher! Thanks for a good laugh to start my day off with!

TomCat said...

We d-d-do n-n-not st-st-stutter!! :-(

leilani said...

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL omg jo! LOLOL.

Miranda said...

Too funny!!

Marcos Vinicius Gomes said...

Poor kitty! Some times i think pets are like us. I had a cat that loved to watch TV!

Alicia said...

Oh no! lol...poor kitty.

Paula Slade said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! FUNEEEEE!!!!! :-D