Friday, September 28, 2012
Is Arson Illegal? ... Kidding, Kidding ... (Or am I...?)
The house next door to mine is an old turn-of-the-century house that has been renovated into separate apartments, and the owner, Mr. Robert Helgason of Port Moody, B.C., rents only to university students. It's like living next door to a fraternity house. Last night there was yet another keg party going on, and this time I took a video of the festivities. It was dark, so you aren't able to see much, but you can hear it. Oh, goodness, you can hear it
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to offer me some suggestions -- any suggestions -- as to how I can get rid of these folks once and for all. Perhaps the sound of bagpipes at 4:00 in the morning might do the trick. Or I would be happy to send them some of my wasps. My friend Russell suggested lobbing a stink bomb into the middle of the mob. I rather like that suggestion. Anything to get rid of these noisy neighbours.
This video was taken from my bedroom window last night as I was trying to sleep.