But I digress...
Apparently Obama will have a working lunch with the Prime Minister of Canada, at which time they will dine on applewood smoked plains Bison. That's basically Buffalo. Only Canadians would serve Buffalo to an American President. Obama will also meet briefly with the leader of her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff, otherwise known here in Canada as Iggy. I like Iggy. I hope he will be Prime Minister one day.
Obama has a personal connection to Canada as well. One of his brothers-in-law, married to his younger sister, is from Canada. However, the most important reason for Obama's meeting is Canada's oil sands. The province of Alberta is the Saudi Arabia of the west, and we are the solution to eliminating America's dependency on Middle Eastern oil.
We think the real reason Obama is coming to Canada is to meet -- Canadians! If you really want to know about Canadians, ask a Canadian. We don't live in Igloos, we don't traipse around on snowshoes, and we hardly ever say "aboot" for "about". And we always talk