Sometimes at work I feel like Alice from "Alice in Wonderland". In our office, we have all the cast of characters: the Mad Hatter is quietly mad; The Queen of Hearts bellows,
"Off with her head...! Off with her head...!"
The White Rabbit runs to and fro, to and fro; the Cheshire Cat sits quietly in a corner, grinning.
Cheshire Cat: "If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter."
Alice: "The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no..."
Cheshire Cat: "Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction."
Alice: "Oh, thank you. I think I'll see him..."
Cheshire Cat: "Of course, he's mad, too."
Alice: "But I don't want to go among mad people."
Cheshire Cat: "Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."
Alice: "It was much pleasanter at home, when one wasn't always being ordered about by mice and white rabbits."
Would you please pass me some of that magic mushroom, or maybe the caterpillar might share his hookah pipe? *sigh*