Sunday, May 24, 2009

Cold And Hot Sex

After examining the elderly gentleman, the doctor said to him, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining the man's elderly wife, the doctor said to her, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh, that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August."

30 comments:

jackc50 said...

twice a year, not too bad for the old guy.....could probably use some viagra though...heehee. have a nice weekend, jc

Lover of Life said...

LOL!!!

Owen said...

Nothing like the surprise of a good punch line... am going to go show this to the Mrs... she has an elderly mother who may get a kick out of this... or maybe not ! LOL... And now that I think of it, my father is a doctor, he will certainly get a kick out of this...

Country Girl said...

OMG! You've been talking to my husband, haven't you . . .

Ha!

Marcella said...

Good one Jo. Could the weather in Canada at the moment have brought that on. I understand from some of your earlier blogs that you probably live in or have visited Vancouver. I have only spent a few days there a couple of times but would have to say it is one of my favourite cities that I have visited around the world. Can I assume that the still life works on your blog are your art works. Are they water colours? When I try to do work like that I tend to use far too much colour. I like the variety you bring to your blogs.

Lorna said...

:-) :-) :-) :-)


~Lorna

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Perhaps the condition will change due to global warming!

HaS the Turtle said...

hahahahahahahahaha....lol...that was too funny...wow...i needed that :)

Patricia Torres said...

I need the laughter as well... Great job!! *ha ha ha ha*

Jan said...

This is a winner. I couldn't help myself, but drop in to make a comment. Which by the way is: LOL.

TheChicGeek said...

LOL...Thanks for the giggle. That was cute.
By the way, Jo, I love your new banner look! Very nice :D

Have a Happy Day!

pranksygang said...

ha ha ha:) ... gr8 post! its very funny !

pranksygang said...

and i hope u wont mind if i follow your blog!

Firefly said...

Ouch

Miss_Nobody said...

LOL!hehehehe

the walking man said...

I know nothiiiing!

nomore said...

Guess this is my song...LOL

white crow said...

XDDDDDDDDDD.........

mo'ikeha said...

Funny indeed, although he might like to find another activity to spend time with his wife, as the 'togetherness' demands also having a partner in thoughts, dreams etc.

greenpanda said...

...............good lord................... XD

Leslie: said...

HilARious!!!

Charles Gramlich said...

Hum, I thought it was always just "hot and bothered"

Rose said...

*bursts out laughing*
Bless you Jo!

Mary Ellen said...

LOL! Excellent! I'll have to remember to tell that one to my mom's lady friends at her retirement apartment. They'll get a real kick out of it. :-)

Paula Slade said...

Funny!!!! Hee-hee! :-D

Forgotten Katalyst said...

Too funny!

Russell said...

They might be older, but it sounds like they enjoy having sex outside!

When you are older, well, you don't care what other people think!!

Take care.

Jo said...

Omigosh, you folks are a hoot...! All of your comments are even funnier than the post. *heh* Thank you. :-)

Cheers,
Jo

Amor said...

nice post! 'nyway, I don't wanna get old with a complaining wife! lol! specially on matters like sex.

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